Alphabet Mafia
For Pride month, Fangs (the divine mascot of The Rabyd Atheist YouTube channel) has decided he wants in on the joke from my birthday stream last year, (https://www.youtube.com/live/W5iNPIlELxA?si=xWpVeelDkhH0mFfD) and hopes he can sneak into the country using a clever disguise.
However, the Mafia is notorious for being super gatekeepery, so his chances of getting through are pretty slim.
Fangs is an eternal supporter of whale citizenship and wants all whales and their progeny to become citizens if they so desire. Dolphins are also welcome. But seals can fuck all the way off.
[Sorry, Azho. Seals are food, not citizens.]
Fangs is a little confused why we need a whole month to celebrate who people choose to boink, or whether your boinking bits match your outfit. That is information he has no interest in knowing, and thinks it's the least interesting fact about literally anyone—regardless of species. Those who make their boinking preferences (or any immutable trait) their entire personality are pretty cringe. I mean, you do you, boo boo. But Fangs couldn't give two bunny fucks about what you do in your private time. You're just giving assholes ammunition to hurt you. Be weird (Fangs certainly is). Just chill out. Be groooooovy, baby!
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🐇🐳🐬✌🏻
🚫❌️🦭💀
Sadly, Fangs couldn't become a citizen. But he made friends with the other rejects who were denied citizenship. He's a friendly little unholy deity.
Fangs with his bowl of sea cucumbers. There's a diverse assortment of feelings in that small bowl, and all go down well with a dash of sea salt (or salty tears, depending on your mood).
And Fangs with his teeny tiny pink whale friend (who eventually became a citizen after the government found his lost itty bitty paperwork).
