Take Back That Phallic Attack, Jackass
Dave Farina, owner of the Professor Dave Explains YouTube channel with 4.18 million subscribers as of the day of this blog post, is as delightfully insufferable as he is brilliant. His content consists of structured, educational tutorials aimed at college students, and dumpsterfire debunk videos calling out science deniers, creationists, and antivaxxers. Dave likes to quench our thirst for knowledge with factually dense, well-researched videos that are meticulously edited, while also feeding our sadism with belligerent reaction-video brainrot. And this combo has made him enormously successful.
I once had him on my now-stolen and defunct YouTube channel, The Wavelength, for what was objectively the worst episode of our show Deep Six that we ever produced. He was stiff and awkward to talk to, as he never says more than precisely what he was directly asked. Thinking back on it, I am now highly suspicious whether he's secretly had a lifetime of practice being interrogated by law enforcement. Have I actually been a witness to literal (as opposed to figurative) murders of everyone he's “taken down" on his channel??
Well, that's an uncomfy thought. Anywhosies…
The man is smart, but his knowledge gaps are egregious, at least to me, personally. He has some truly asinine political opinions, including stances on Israel and voting during the 2024 election, topics that he fully admits are not his area of expertise. The self-control it took not to call the man a moron to his face was physically painful, as he had me biting my tongue so hard during our entire interaction that my mouth hurt for days afterward.
Since then, I made a thumbnail for one of his videos (currently at 1.6 million views; see it here on this blog), and I sent it as a sort of peace offering. But I will also seize upon any opportunity to troll the fuck out of this man—respectfully, of course. Although his ability to beautifully stitch together a string of obscenities so poetically in his scripted videos that it would make George Carlin weep with joy, the unfathomably cringe and childish playground poo-flinging he does in the comments section of his videos is so stark in its contrast to the former that I often wonder if I'm dealing with Professor Dave's derpling evil twin.
After seeing him use dildo as an insult at least two dozen times against the Jay Dyer accolytes throwing shade about Dave’s latest video (seen here), I decided enough was enough. Let's see if we can get the good Professor to release some tension. The man takes himself entirely too seriously.
Goblin Queen mode activated, but she prefers to play with her food. And oh, how deliciously she cooked. Enjoy.
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The Ben Wa balls are your court, Dave. Will you clench, or relax? Hope it was as good for you as it was for me.
But now, I must recharge.
Too-da’loo, pookie.
