Wheatifixion

Fangs, the beloved bunny trickster god and resident deity of The Rabyd Atheist YouTube channel, has had his first run-in with the newly elected Roma Tomatopope!

Unfortunately, Fangs took the eating of the blood and body of Christ a little too literally…

Christ has risen!

…after being kneaded with active yeast for 10 minutes, leaving Him covered under a towel for 3 to 4 hours until He doubles in size, then shaped and baked in the oven at 400° for 40 minutes until He's toasty delicious.

The blood of Christ marinara recipe is a sacred Vatican secret. Fangs nicked this jar from the holy pantry while the Cardinals were locked in conclave choosing the next ripe Pope. Saucy bunny. I hope somebody doesn't get canned over this…

The Tomatopope is rather cross with our mischievous bun-ny… although Fangs confesses it was tomat-ally worth it.

However, it's difficult to tell whether His Seediness is salty that Fangs is nibbling upon a distraught divine breadstick dipped in savory sacrament, or that—unlike his god—Fangs has been proven to exist. The answer may die on the vine.

Upon request from a loyal YouTube chat member, I have compiled a list of commandments—Fangdaments, if you will—listed below.

[Disclosure: Fangdaments are not binding and are subject to change. Please consult your skeptical brain before agreeing to any religious doctrine. If you experience blind faith for more than 4 hours, stop what you're doing and immediately seek medical attention. Neither I Killed Earl nor Ed The Rabyd Atheist are responsible for any injuries caused by fits of giggles. Fangdaments are to be followed at your own risk.]

Which corrupted garden vegetable will Fangs encounter next??

Stay tuned!

Blessed be Fangs! He nibbled for our sins with his big, sharp, pointy teeth and delivered us from the evils of corrupted vegetables. May he forever nibble at your heart and grant you everlasting wiskers... er, wisdom.

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