World of Warcrafts

ILLIDAN STORMRAGE: Imprisoned for ten thousand years.

Me: …During covid lockdown, 2020.

ILLIDAN STORMRAGE: Banished from my own homeland.

Me: …And literally every single public space.

ILLIDAN STORMRAGE: And now, you dare enter my realm?

Me: …Without washing your hands??!!

ILLIDAN STORMRAGE: You are knot prepared…

Me: We'll see about that.


Cross-stitch: Yes, I have the patience and endurance to stab something thousands of times.

Allegedly…

Don't poke me.

You've been warned.


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